Seattle: Free steak at the Twilight Exit if you close your Chase account.

Seattleites, this one is half-freebie, half-news-of-the-weird: the owner of the Twilight Exit has declared a personal revenge quest against Chase after months of fighting with them over a loan, and is therefore offering a free steak dinner to anyone who has a Chase account and closes it.

The only other thing I know about the Twilight Exit is that you can get chicken-fried bacon there, so if you ask really nicely, maybe the owner will let you convert your steak dinner to a platter of batter-fried bacon with a gravy side.