Facebook: Free sample of Eucerin moisturizing lotion.

Spring has sprung, and you know what that means: allergies! Wait, no, I meant "bare legs." In Seattle, the weakest sunbeam has everyone scrambling for their sandals and sundresses, then recoiling in horror as they confront their milk-white winter legs.

Get ahead of the pack with this free sample of Eucerin moisturizing lotion, and prepare to amaze everyone with your uncannily smooth and silky skin at the Great Unveiling.

Facebook: Free Eucerin Calming Itch-Relief Treatment sample.

Icky, dry winter skin? I feel your pain. Get your free Eucerin Calming Itch-Relief Treatment sample when you like Eucerin on Facebook and watch a short video. Apparently it takes a few seconds for the video to load, so try not to claw at your raw, peeling skin while you're waiting.

Eucerin Everyday Protection SPF 15 lotion sample.

Pledge to put the health of your skin first and get a free sample of Eucerin Everyday Protection SPF 15 body lotion when you fill in the short mailing form. I know it doesn't actually say that on the pledge form, but it should give you a confirmation of your free sample once you go through and submit it.

Free sample of Eucerin Daily Skin Balance.

Make no mistake, Eucerin Daily Skin Balance is MUCH MORE than just a moisturizer. It's a scientifically advanced formula that strengthens and supports your natural skin barrier, aka "your body's front line to the world."

It's a WAR against skin dryness, and this lotion is (wait for it) THE BOMB!

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget your free sample.