Kiva: Free $25 micro-loan for new users.

Just to be clear, this isn't a $25 loan for you, so don't start thinking about that new top you've been stalking online. Kiva offers micro-loans to individuals and groups of entrepreneurs in third-world countries who might not otherwise have access to funding for their small businesses or projects. You and other donors give money in $25 increments; the money is released to the individual; they pay you back on a payment plan, and the money is yours to withdraw or (hopefully) re-invest in someone else.

I'm a happy Kiva user and I like what they do, but unfortunately this offer won't work for me, because it's only for new users. Sign up for free and change someone's life!

Free Cheesecake Factory cheesecake for soup.

The Cheesecake Factory, perpetrators of shockingly giant portions, are understandably concerned about hunger. They don't want anybody to be hungry, ever, not when there are so many delicious and inexpensive calories just floating around! So they're having a Drive Out Hunger Tour, in which you bring two cans of soup and get a free slice of Stefanie's Red Velvet Cheesecake.

The tour doesn't come to Washington, alas, and looks to be settled solidly in the Cheesecake Belt, but if you're one of the lucky stops on the list, ransack your pantry and get your chicken 'n' stars ready!