Free Starbucks business cards.

I'm a little baffled by this freebie, but apparently Starbucks wants to customize and mail some silly gag business cards to you... so you can... hand them out to people?  Or something?  No, I don't really get it.

Fill in your contact info, pick a pretend job title (e.g., "That Guy"), and choose a design template, then request that they send you your cards.  And, um, enjoy, I guess.