Free bottle of Country Bob's sauce.

Country Bob's Sauce, you say? All-purpose, you say? Well, I'd be a fool NOT to sign up for this offer, wouldn't I? Country Bob's sauce is suitable for hamburgers, steak, chicken, fries, and BBQ, per the website. You can wash windows with it, paint your house with it - possibly even baptize your babies with it, since the website says "JESUS IS OUR C.E.O."

The only catch is that the free-bottle coupon offer is only good where Country Bob's magic elixir is sold, and since they're based in Illinois, that may mean it's not available out here on the West Coast. But you Midwesterners, feel free to sauce it on up.

Free Worstercestershirster sauce and BBQ sauce.

Time to start up with my grilling-related freebies again! If you're mulling over which sauce to dump on your charred meats this summer, visit this site to get a free sample of Lea & Perrins® Thick Classic™ Worcestershire Sauce and Jack Daniel's® Barbecue Sauce. You can't click the link, you have to copy/paste it, so here it is:

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/100803/

I've ordered quite a few samples from Walmart (boo) and I have to say, they're very quick and right on it - they usually tell you it will take about four weeks, but my samples always get here faster than that. So you won't need to wait too long to start saucing up your butt roast.