Free sample of Womanity fragrance.

Some thoughts on this freebie:

1. I really hate the name "Womanity," a lot.
2. A "sweet and savory" fragrance? That makes me think of, you know, maple bacon donuts, or sweet 'n' sour pork, neither of which I particularly want to smell like.

Nevertheless, if you want to embrace your sweet and savory womanity, try a free sample.

Facebook: Free Degree Nature Effects Body Mist sample.

Get a free sample of Free Degree Nature Effects Body Mist when you become a fan of Degree on Facebook. You'll have to install the "Friends You 'Mist'” application on your profile and fill out the form with your information to receive your free sample.

Those girls on their laptop seem pretty excited, so if that's any indication of how this product is going to change your life, you should probably start filling out that form ASAP.

Free sample of Lacoste Essential Sport men's fragrance.

Seems like it's been a while since we did something just for the mens, so here's an offer for a free sample of Lacoste Essential Sport men's fragrance. I have no idea what that smells like, mind you, but clearly it's both sporty and essential, so you probably can't go wrong with this one.

Free Jovan Satisfaction and improvement in your love life.

This is a bold claim, but Jovan isn't afraid to make it: their new Satisfaction fragrance (featuring some creepy-looking models) is guaranteed to not only provide 100% satisfaction, but also to improve your love life! How many other fragrances can say that?

Well, actually, their steps to satisfacation involve something called a "Satisfaction Toolkit," which is not yet available on the website. But you can still get your free fragrance sample if you want to get a head start.

Man, this is complicated! But they must know what they're doing, right? This is SCIENCE, after all.