This is a bold claim, but Jovan isn't afraid to make it: their new Satisfaction fragrance (featuring some creepy-looking models) is guaranteed to not only provide 100% satisfaction, but also to improve your love life! How many other fragrances can say that?
Well, actually, their steps to satisfacation involve something called a "Satisfaction Toolkit," which is not yet available on the website. But you can still get your free fragrance sample if you want to get a head start.
Man, this is complicated! But they must know what they're doing, right? This is SCIENCE, after all.
- Stephanie P.
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