All right, the freebies are finally starting to pick up this week! First up, we have an offer for a free Uni-ball Super Ink pen, which evidently helps to protect against IDENTITY THEFT by forming an unbreakable super-science molecular bond with the very fibers of your paper. Sounds technical, doesn't it? Not to worry! All you need to do is fill out the form, and you'll receive your very own free pen in the mail.
Not sure how long this one lasts, but they're giving away 10,000 a day, so you should have a pretty good chance if you scoot on over.