Facebook: Free Ritz Cheddar Cheese and Bacon Flavored Crackerfuls.

Oh man, these names just kill me. "Crackerfuls"? I guess that refers to this product being a "cracker" that's "full" of something, i.e., sandwiched with bacon-flavored cheez spread. Fine, fine, as long as I get my free sample.

Click at the bottom right of the page on Ritz's "Open For Fun" tab. Sign in to your Facebook account and fill out the form on the next page to get your sampleful.

Facebook: Free Ritz pretzel crisps.

Facebook to the rescue on this grim, freebie-less day! Become a fan of Ritz crackers on Facebook and you can get a free sample of Ritz Munchable pretzel crisps. I personally am not a fan of pretzels in general, and turning perfectly good Ritz crackers into pretzels seems like a lamentable, tragic waste, but if that's what you want, I won't judge you.

I mean, I will judge you, but I won't stand in the way of you getting a free sample.