American Apparel: 30% off + free shipping.

Assuming that you, unlike me, can actually fit into anything that American Apparel makes, this is a pretty good deal: 30% off and free shipping, no minimum, when you use promo code FREESHIP30.

Though actually, I have always wanted one of these "Unisex Thermochromatic Sheer Jersey T-Shirts." Call it what you want, but it will always be Hypercolor to me!

Free American Apparel bikini bra.

If you scored a free American Apparel thong a while back, now's your chance to complete the set with a free American Apparel bikini bra. Sign up for their e-newsletter (if you already signed up for the thong, use a different email address this time) and, if it works the same as last time, they'll send a confirmation email in which you can choose your size.

American Apparel doesn't tend to have anything in the chesty region that, um, fits me, so I may not bother with this one, but if it works for you, let us know in the comments!

Free thong from American Apparel.

Well, this is one of the creepier freebies I've posted, I'll say that. American Apparel wants you to have a free thong, just for filling out the form and signing up for their e-newsletter.

Once you sign up, you'll get a confirmation email, which has a link that you click to choose your desired size. I picked "Go ahead and send me the biggest one you've got, because it probably won't fit me anyway." I can always use it as a wristband, right?