Free thong from American Apparel.

Well, this is one of the creepier freebies I've posted, I'll say that. American Apparel wants you to have a free thong, just for filling out the form and signing up for their e-newsletter.

Once you sign up, you'll get a confirmation email, which has a link that you click to choose your desired size. I picked "Go ahead and send me the biggest one you've got, because it probably won't fit me anyway." I can always use it as a wristband, right?