Free food at Chik-Fil-A Cow Appreciation Day.

Chik-fil-A's Cow Appreciation Day is back! Dress as a cow and get free food - the more convincingly you dress, the more free food you shall receive. If you're a cow from head to hoof, receive a Free Combo Meal; if you're sporting a partial cow look, get a Free Entree.

I don't think we have any of these in Seattle, but maybe I'll just dress like a cow anyway for the hell of it.

50% off all Halloween stuff at Spirit.

Now that Halloween is over, it's time to start thinking about next Halloween. The Spirit costume store is offering 50% off all Halloween merchandise through November 15. Why be one of those desperate people dashing off to the drugstore an hour before the party when you could stock up on an entire costume department for cheap?

50% off Halloween costumes, today only.

If you're a dedicated Halloween celebrant, then you've probably had your 2009 costume idea dreamed up for months now, and have been working on it diligently for some time. For the rest of us, there's last-minute costume sales! I've never heard of Shindigz, but they're having a 50% off costume sale today only. Use coupon code SZQYAJ and become the sexy pirate wench, sexy nurse, or sexy drum major you've always dreamed of.

20% off and free shipping at Buycostumes.com.

Yep, Halloween is coming up, and it's time to start thinking about what you'll be this year. Get some help from Buycostumes.com, where you can get an extra 20% off with coupon code SCARY20. Apparently there's a costume sale going on as well. You also get free shipping on orders over $65 through September 27.

I'm still mad that my BF refuses to join me in a "Jon & Kate + 8" couples costume (I was even willing to be Jon!), but I'll get my revenge - er, find something better - on this site.

Free 3-D glasses.

So, you need some 3-D glasses for your newly purchased Verizon Fios 3-D DVD? Or for some other mysterious reason that cannot be mentioned in polite company? Well, no matter what you need them for, you can get up to four pairs free here.

They're not the newfangled ones you get in theaters today, they're the old-school red and blue kind, so if nothing else, I guess you could use them for a costume or something.

Free meal at Chik-Fil-A July 10.

As if you've forgotten... tomorrow is Cow Appreciation Day (aka free chicken meal day) at Chik-Fil-a, for the small price of your dignity. That is, you dress like a cow, you get a free meal. Lucky for you, they've made shame downloadable and printer-friendly, so you can just print this handy kit and prepare for your free feed.

Find your closest location here, but Seattleites needn't bother, because the closest one is in Bellingham. Darn, and I was really looking forward to dressing like a cow.