Panda Express: Free peppercorn shrimp Feb. 22.

Peppercorns, shrimp, and free: three of my favorite things! Print the coupon and head to Panda Express tomorrow, Feb. 22, for a free order of peppercorn shrimp. No purchase is necessary, but it's a single-serving freebie, so you may be tempted to order anyway.

Panda Express: Free Firecracker Chicken Breast on Feb. 3.

Panda Express is celebrating the Lunar New Year, sort of, with a coupon for a free Firecracker Chicken Breast! It's actually the Year of the Rabbit, but maybe it's not practical to give away bunny steaks at every location.

Valid on Feb. 3 only, no purchase necessary. Gung hay fat choy!

Panda Express: Free single serving of Kobari Beef on 9/29.

Panda Express is pretty good with the online coupons, and here's another: take this coupon to Panda Express on 9/29/10 to get yourself a free single serving of Kobari Beef, their new recipe for bold Asian Beef. One coupon per person, not valid with any other coupons, discounts or promotions. Valid only at participating locations on 9/29/10.

Caveat: I have heard that these free "servings" are on the smallish side, i.e., not the takeout-carton-size portion you're probably envisioning.  Free is free, but I wouldn't go there starving and expect this to be a full meal, that's all.

Panda Express: Free orange chicken w/any purchase after 9 pm.

Pandas understand your late-night cravings - they have to eat crappy bamboo leaves 25 hours a day just to barely maintain their sumo-wrestler-like figures. So the pandas will certainly not judge you if you decide, one night after 9:00 pm, that it is time for free orange chicken.

The coupon says "free with any purchase," so I'm assuming that means you can buy a soda or a fortune cookie or something and walk out with your free orange chicken. Good through July 11 for all your evening sodium cravings.

Celebrate friendship with BOGO Borders and Panda Express.

Friendship is a priceless gift, so why not nurture those relationships with your cast-off freebies? I mean, "share these offers with your very best buddies."

• Buy a 2- or 3-entree item plate and get a free single item at Panda Express. And don't worry if your friend keeps looking back and forth from your overflowing plate to their paltry scoop of sweet 'n' sour - they're probably just speechless with gratitude.
• 30% off Borders coupons for you and a friend. I'm not sure how this differs from, say, just printing the normal coupons twice, since it's not like they have unique identifiers on the coupons that are specific to your account. But when you hand your friend their coupon, they won't be able to forget your gesture. No, I mean they really won't be able to - it's printed across the top.

Sounds like someone's got a freebie friend date with their BFF!

Reminder: Free Panda Express Honey Walnut Shrimp today.

Just in case you somehow inexplicably forgot: free Honey Walnut Shrimp today, March 10, at Panda Express when you become a fan on Faceboook and print out the coupon. Shake your won tons and get over to a Panda Express today!

Facebook: Free Panda Express honey walnut shrimp, 3/10.

Panda Express wants you to try their new Honey Walnut Shrimp this Wednesday, March 10, for free! Just become their Facebook fan and click on the coupon tab at the top to print your coupon. The offer is only good on March 10, so mark your calendars with a blob of grease or something.

Free entree item with purchase at Panda Express.

Man, I wish there was a Panda Express near me. Or maybe I don't, because then I'd be using these free-entree coupons all the time until I was the size of a panda. Get a free entree with the purchase of a two- or three-item entree with this coupon.

Free Panda Express today, September 25.

Yes, it's true - print out this coupon and take it to Panda Express for a free entree-size serving of Sweet Fire Chicken, which looks like it has pineapple, red pepper, and ze spices. Oh, and FIRE.

Panda Expresses are not conveniently located for me, so I'll have to enjoy this one vicariously through you panda-proximate readers. Let me know how it was!