Strangely enough, this isn't the first mayonnaise freebie I've seen in my day, although having a sample offer for two mayonnaise packets seems a little sad (haven't we all gotten one of those in a deli sandwich or packed lunch and thrown it in the garbage?). But I digress. FREE MIRACLE WHIP PACKETS!
You may have noticed that I've been a little slow on the posts today, and that's because I'm honoring our founding fathers by lazing around on my holiday. Hopefully free mayo makes up for it, though.