BOGO Sweet Tomatoes/SouPlantation.

Periodically, the Sweet Tomatoes/Souplantation chain puts out BOGO coupons, which always fills me with envy since there aren't any here in Washington. So someone out there who lives near one better go for me. Oh, and have some of those cheesy foccaccia breadsticks for me - I really like those.

BOGO adult meal with purchase of two drinks, or BOGO breakfast with purchase of two drinks. Valid until September 6.

Free Quaker Oats granola bars.

Here's a free sample offer for Quaker Oats, though I should warn you that it's not affiliated with Quaker Oats, but rather something called Granola World. The sample includes two granola bars of your choice and a short questionnaire about your granola preferences.

The whole site is a bit mysterious and I can't quite figure out who owns it or what their interest in granola is, exactly, but if you're craving some free granola bars and don't mind giving them your personal information, have at it.

Facebook: Free Baja Fresh burrito today, 2 to 5:30 pm.

This is a little complicated for my discriminating tastes, but if you really want a free burrito, here's how:

1. Become a Facebook fan of Baja Fresh.
2. Print out this entire page, so that it shows your name at the top
3. Take the printout to a Baja Fresh along with ID to prove that it's you
4. Prepare to nom

Okay, so maybe it's not that hard. Maybe this says more about my laziness that I'd rather sit here eating leftovers than go get a free burrito with purchase of a large drink...

Free Betty Crocker potatoes.

Free potatoes! Yes, Betty Crocker, I WOULD like to make mealtimes special with your tastes-like-homemade reconstituted potato sample. Therefore, I will be signing up for the Roasted Garlic Mashed Potato flavor immediately.

I mean, look how happy that housewife on the webpage is... if I thought I could possess even a fraction of that joy by eating mashed potatoes, I'd never stop. Ever.

Free Frutista Freeze at Taco Bell.

It's been a long time since I went to Taco Bell, but apparently they've been working on their menu, which now includes something called a "Frutista Freeze." Note that they've cleverly misspelled the "fruit" part so as not to imply that there's any actual, you know, fruit in there.

Be that as it may, you can try a free one with the coupons on the PDF. It looks like some enterprising soul duplicated them and put several copies on one handy form, so don't get too greedy - share with your thirsty, corn-syrup-loving friends.

Free Bear Naked granola bar.

Seriously, I may never have to buy breakfast foods again. I just got my Fiber One kit in the mail yesterday, and here we are with another offer, this one from Bear Naked. Choose from three types of granola - excuse me, GRAIN-ola - bars, or two kinds of cereal. Your office emergency snack drawer need never be empty!

Borders: 30% off any item.

Seriously, these Borders coupons are so fast and so furious that they're starting to become totally meaningless. I hope nobody ever buys something for full price there anymore, because you can't swing a blog post without hitting like three coupons on any given day.

Anyway, 30% off the list price of any item. Go nuts (if there's anything left that you haven't used a previous coupon on)!