Free potatoes! Yes, Betty Crocker, I WOULD like to make mealtimes special with your tastes-like-homemade reconstituted potato sample. Therefore, I will be signing up for the Roasted Garlic Mashed Potato flavor immediately.
I mean, look how happy that housewife on the webpage is... if I thought I could possess even a fraction of that joy by eating mashed potatoes, I'd never stop. Ever.

- Stephanie P.
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