Cupcake Royale: Free Bacon Whiskey Maple cupcake w/drink purchase.

Just in case you thought cupcakes and/or bacon were finally over... NOT SO FAST! Cupcake Royale just whipped up some Bacon Whiskey Maple cupcakes as their March flavor of the month, and they want you to enjoy a free one with any beverage purchase this weekend. (It does say "coffee," but they're pretty lax about letting you buy any old drink.)

It's the luck o' the Irish! Top o' the cupcake to ye!

Seattle: Free Deathcake tastings and coffee at Cupcake Royale, Feb. 3.

Mark your calendars, Seattle cupcake lovers: the legendary Cupcake Royale Deathcake (some sort of ultra-chocolatey Valentine's day confection) is back, and you can sample it for free on Feb. 3 from 4:00 to 6:00 pm! Visit the Capitol Hill or Bellevue locations to sample the cake and Stumptown coffee, and watch cake-frosting demonstrations. I may just have to stop by on my way home that day...

Seattle: Free Velvet Elvis cupcake at Cupcake Royale.

New Year's resolutions be damned! Cupcake Royale wants you to cram one of their Velvet Elvis cupcakes (banana, chocolate, and peanut butter) into your face this weekend for FREE (with the purchase of a beverage). Just print out the coupon or show it on your mobile device, and you're good to go.

Valid Jan. 7-9, so get your cupcakes on over there...

Seattle: Buy a $10 Cupcake Royale gift card, get a free cupcake or drink.

Panicking over last-minute surprise gifts, Seattle? Why not keep a $10 Cupcake Royale gift card in your pocket, and you'll be ready for whatever the holidays throw your way. 

• Thank-you gift for coworker, mailman, pet sitter
• Emergency present-ambush defense 
• Toss it in a "white elephant" party and watch the blood fly as people fight for it

Plus, when you buy a $10 gift card, Cupcake Royale will treat YOU to a free beverage or cupcake as a little thank-you. See, it really is better to give than to receive.

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale eggnog or rum ball cupcake w/drink purchase.

'Tis the season for a free eggnog or rum-ball cupcake from Cupcake Royale! Print the coupon (or show it on your mobile device) and take it into a store this weekend, Dec. 3-5, to get your free cupcake with any drink purchase. It says coffee, but they are understanding of the fact that not everyone's a coffee person.

But which one to pick? It's like Sophie's Choice! My solution is to take a friend with you, and then you can each get one flavor and share.

P.S. If you like Cupcake Royale, put this on your calendar: the Madrona store is having an anniversary party on Sat., Dec. 11, including free snacks and drinks, Sprinkle Your Own Cupcake bar, a free show, and more!

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale pumpkin cardamom cupcake w/drink purchase.

Cupcake Royale is feeling the holidays approaching, and wants to celebrate with a free pumpkin cardamom cupcake for you! Just print the coupon and get a free cupcake with any drink purchase (it says coffee, but they understand that not everybody's a coffee lover).

Good Nov. 5 through 7 only, so structure your weekend accordingly.

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale babycakes for the first 200, Wednesday at 1 pm!

Cupcake Royale is participating in the Bravo TV Top Chef Dessert Crawl tomorrow, Sep. 15, and you reap the free treat bounty! 

"Free babycakes for the first 200 people who come starting at 1 pm for the Bravo TV Top Chef dessert crawl tomorrow. At Ballard, Capitol Hill, Madrona, W Seattle, and even our new location at 21 Bellevue Wy NE (check out the new Mobile Cupcake Party-Cart!)."

The Bellevue location (well, currently just a mobile cart hitched to a hot-pink van) is opening very soon for realz, so you can expect some promotions and special deals when that has its grand opening, too. For now, you'll just have to settle for a tasty free mini-cupcake!

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale huckleberry cupcake w/drink purchase.

Cupcake Royale knows it's huckleberry season, and to celebrate, they want to give YOU a free cupcake now through Monday, Sep. 6! Well, free with a beverage purchase, that is (but still a pretty good deal).

You used to have to print these out, but the people have spoken and Cupcake Royale listened, so now you can just show the coupon on your mobile device and not have to print out a dumb piece of paper that they'll just throw out anyway.  Hooray for freecycling!

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale mini-cake, free outdoor movie tonight at Cal Anderson.

I just saw this promising post on Cupcake Royale's FB feed:

"What are YOU doing tonight? Endulge in a cupcake before seeing "Eat Pray Love" at the Majestic Bay Theater next door to our cafe in Ballard OR grab a free baby cake at the concession stand at Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill and flashback to the 80's with Madonna in "Desperately Seeking Susan" playing at 3 Dollar Bill Cinema's BLONDE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Outdoor Movie Festival sponsored by Cupcake Royale!"

Yeah, "endulge" isn't exactly a word, but cut 'em a break - they're bakers of delicious FREE treats, not professors of spellology.

Seattle: Free Strawberry 66 or Red White & Blue cupcake w/drink purchase at Cupcake Royale.

Cupcake Royale is getting in on the 4th of July fun with a free-cupcake coupon for this weekend, July 3-4. Choose from either their Strawberry 66 flavor or the patriotic Red White & Blue Velvet cupcake, free with the purchase of any drink!

I'll have you know that I was already planning on making red-white-and-blue cupcakes this weekend anyway (red velvet, cream cheese frosting, blue sprinkles), but I have an inkling that Cupcake Royale's cakes might be a leetle better than my boxed-mix and canned-frosting version, so I might take advantage of this coupon myself.

Happy 4th!

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale cupcake w/beverage purchase.

Cupcake Royale is doing it again this weekend... print out the coupon for a free toasted coconut-lime cupcake with any beverage purchase (it says coffee, but in practice they're pretty cool about allowing tea or whatever for non-coffee-drinkers).

This is a pretty good offer, because I might not necessarily shell out the $$$ for that particular flavor otherwise, but since it's FREE, that's not too much of a risk. Plus, I'll be out and about at the Capitol Hill Garage Sale tomorrow, so I will clearly need some sugar/caffeine fortification.

Seattle: Free mini-cupcake & chance to win free SIFF tickets at Cupcake Royale.

Last one, everybody!

Cupcake Royale is sponsoring the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) this year, and wants to get everyone involved by posting SIFF Trivia questions on Facebook every day this week! Come into any Cupcake Royale store before 5:00 pm, answer that day's question correctly, and receive a FREE babycake AND a chance to win a free weekend of films at SIFF starting 5/28-5/31. Each store will have one winner per day that will be announced on Facebook at 5:00 p.m., so become a fan to make sure you get the winning updates and trivia questions this week!

Here's today's question: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", featured at SIFF's opening night in 2005, is directed by what Portland based performance artist?

Good luck!

Seattle: Free mini-cupcake & chance to win free SIFF tickets at Cupcake Royale.

Cupcake Royale is sponsoring the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) this year, and wants to get everyone involved by posting SIFF Trivia questions on Facebook every day this week! Come into any Cupcake Royale store before 5:00 pm, answer that day's question correctly, and receive a FREE babycake AND a chance to win a free weekend of films at SIFF starting 5/28-5/31. Each store will have one winner per day that will be announced on Facebook at 5:00 p.m., so become a fan to make sure you get the winning updates and trivia questions this week!

Here's today's question: Which mountain in the Bernese Alps did the climbers attempt to summit in the film 'The North Face' that won the 4th place audience award at SIFF in 2009?

Bon chance!

Seattle: Free mini-cupcake & chance to win free SIFF tickets at Cupcake Royale.

Cupcake Royale is sponsoring the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) this year, and wants to get everyone involved by posting SIFF Trivia questions on Facebook every day this week! Come into any Cupcake Royale store before 5:00 pm, answer that day's question correctly, and receive a FREE babycake AND a chance to win a free weekend of films at SIFF starting 5/28-5/31. Each store will have one winner per day that will be announced on Facebook at 5:00 p.m., so become a fan to make sure you get the winning updates and trivia questions this week!

Here's today's question: Which Daniel Clowes graphic novel, turned major motion picture, was premiered at SIFF in 2001?

Good luck!

Seattle: Free mini-cupcake & chance to win free SIFF tickets at Cupcake Royale.

Cupcake Royale is sponsoring the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) this year, and wants to get everyone involved by posting SIFF Trivia questions on Facebook every day this week!

Come into any Cupcake Royale store before 5:00 pm, answer that day's question correctly, and receive a FREE babycake AND a chance to win a free weekend of films at SIFF starting 5/28-5/31. Each store will have one winner per day that will be announced on Facebook at 5:00 p.m., so become a fan to make sure you get the winning updates and trivia questions this week!

Here's today's question: What film, which stars Ewan McGregor, and takes place in Edinburgh, Scotland, won the Golden Space Needle Audience Award at SIFF in 1996? (You might find some helpful info here.)

Seattle: Free mini-cupcake & chance to win free SIFF tickets at Cupcake Royale.

Cupcake Royale is "super-excited" to be sponsoring the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) this year, and wants to get everyone involved by posting SIFF Trivia questions on Facebook every day this week!

Come into any Cupcake Royale store before 5:00 pm, answer that day's question correctly, and receive a FREE babycake AND a chance to win a free weekend of films at SIFF starting 5/28-5/31. Each store will have one winner per day that will be announced on Facebook at 5:00 p.m., so become a fan to make sure you get the winning updates and trivia questions this week!

Here's today's question: SIFF began in 1976 at what then-independent cinema, now a functioning concert venue in downtown Seattle? Stop in to win!

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale cupcake w/drink purchase.

Want a free cupcake this weekend, Seattleites? Become a fan of Cupcake Royale on Facebook and you can print off a coupon for a free Cupcake o' the Month with drink purchase! (It says coffee purchase, but I tried it last month and non-coffee drinks were fine.)

This month's special is the Chocolate Scorcher... I'm not sure what that means, but I intend to find out. VERY SOON.

Cupcake Royale: BOGO Roseanne Cash tix w/purchase.

I'm a little confused about this offer because of how it's worded, but I think it explains how cupcakes are your gateway to free music. Rosanne Cash, Johnny's eldest daughter, will be playing the Moore Theatre on May 1 as part of NPR's All Things Considered. AND "if you a buy a cupcake from any Cupcake Royale location from Friday, April 16, through Sunday, April 25th, you can bring a friend to the show for free."

Looking at their Facebook page, that seems to mean that Cupcake Royale is selling tix to this event directly, and with the purchase of a cupcake, you can get BOGO tix to the show.

Sometimes themes seem to emerge with freebies, and today's theme seems to be "music events in Seattle." So, uh, sorry, everybody else... we'll get you tomorrow.

Facebook: Befriend Cupcake Royale, get a free cupcake.

Again, no April Fool's joke, Seattleites... when you become a fan of Cupcake Royale on Facebook, you'll get a coupon for a free lemon mascarpone cupcake w/coffee purchase. Once you're a fan, go to their Wall Photos and it's #63 of 64, or just scroll down their wall until you see the coupon thumbnail. Then print that sucker off and use it before April 4!

I do know some cupcake-lovers who are non-coffee-drinkers, so hopefully they'll be cool about letting you substitute tea, a carton of milk, etc. for that coffee.

Seattle: Free Cupcake Royale to the first 50 Zipcar members on 2/13.

Seattleites, and specifically Capitol Hill hipsters with Zipcar: want a free cupcake tomorrow, Feb. 13? Then go to the Capitol Hill Cupcake Royale, where the first 50 Zipcar members who flash their Zipcar ID will get a FREE cupcake. Sounds like you can have your choice of cupcake flavors, too!

Cupcake Royale opens at 7:00 am, though, so you might have to throw on a jacket over your PJs and hustle over for your free confection.