Hey sicko, did you happen to catch that nasty end-of-winter cold/flu/ebola that's going around? Fight it off with a sample of Airborne in zesty orange flavor.
I wouldn't say I have a ton of confidence in Airborne's ability to destroy a virus, but since I'll be leavin' on a jet plane soon, this sample should arrive just in time for me to breathe cold-blocking orange fumes into my fellow travelers' faces.

- Stephanie P.
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