Does your super-stubble require adamantium-strength blades to achieve manly smoothness? Make like Wolverine and get yourself a free Schick Quattro Titanium trimmer razor by filling out the form. (If you don't automatically get the form page, roll over the blue dots at the bottom of the page and click the one that says "Trim Your Style").
It looks pretty fancy and therefore I'm assuming they're following the Nintendo pricing structure: sell the console cheaply and wallet-rape you with the cartridges. Still, Hugh Jackman would want you to have this, so you'd better do it, probably.
Now, when will they come out with the Jean Grey Epilady that teleports unwanted bikini fuzz to the other side of the galaxy?
- Stephanie P.
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