You know, Warner's, I don't know that I appreciate your narrow, constricting view of my femininity. Just because I'm female and wear a bra, that doesn't mean I go googly-eyed over free French manicure sets when you wave them in front of my face. I mean, I might... but not just because I'm a girl and girls love things that are pink and white and girly.
Free e.l.f. Fronch manicure kits when you sign up (and I'm assuming you're also agreeing to receive bra catalogs in your mailbox in perpetuity, so this could be a hilarious prank too).