Amazon: Some healthy magazine subscriptions, $5.

You're not making any resolutions for New Year's, right? I mean, you don't buy into that arbitrary "fresh start" mandate or "turning over a new leaf" Oprah nonsense, do you? You do? Oh, well, in that case, you might want to sample one of these extremely wholesome and nutritious health magazines from Amazon, all $5 for a one-year subscription.

• Vegetarian Times
• EatingWell
• Fitness
• Yoga Journal
• Backpacker
• Smug Anemic Food Martyr

OK, maybe that last one doesn't actually exist, but that's kind of what my brain sees when it reads those other titles.