Admit it, you could use some free chocolate, couldn't you? Well, Mars is here to help. Every Friday through September, starting at 6:00 am Eastern time (ouch), go to their Real Chocolate site to receive a coupon for a free Mars candy bar - your choice of Dove bars, M&Ms, Snickers, Milky Way, Twix, and more.
Also, if you scroll down, you'll get to see a fun rant about how THEY use REAL chocolate, unlike SOME OTHER CANDY MANUFACTURERS who use cheap, tacky ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS. Not sure who annoyed them so much *coughhershey'scough*, but clearly, we are the beneficiaries of their ire.