So I went to the Free Chocolate Fridays website to try and get my coupon for a free candy bar... like everyone else in the free world, apparently. The offer does work, but it is SLOW. I mean S-L-O-O-O-O-W. It goes like this:
1. Type in your birthday to verify... something. Click "Submit" and wait five minutes.
2. Read welcome message, click to Register Now. Wait five more minutes. Get a few error messages.
3. FINALLY get to the registration page, enter your info, wait a few more minutes.
4. In about six weeks, you'll get your coupon!
So it's anything but instant gratification, but still, free chocolate is free chocolate.