Oscar Meyer wiener coupon.

My hot dog has a first name, it's F-R-E-E-E...

Get a coupon for some hot dog action when you sign up with your email here. Actually, now that I look at it, it certainly implies that the hot dogs are free, but it could also be read that the coupon itself is what's free. Still, if you were planning on grilling some dogs this summer anyway, you might as well save yourself some $$$. Who knows, maybe they'll feel generous and send you some free meat, too.