I realize that in a consumer society already glutted with too many things to buy, companies are in a never-ending race to make their products sound like the absolute most... but honestly, these names are getting a little out of control. I'm starting to think they have a Personal Care Product Name Generator, or maybe a chart where they just pick one word out of columns A, B, and C.
Column A: Smoothing, Refining, Youthening, Renewing, Defining, Silky, Extra, Radiant
Column B: Diamond, Fragrance, Enchantment, Defense, Glow, 24-Hour
Column C: Moisturizer, Creme, Butter, Infusion, Potion, Concoction, Slurry
See, it works. Renewing 24-Hour Creme! Radiant Glow Butter! Caress Silky Fragrance Infusion!
- Stephanie P.
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