Here's a freebie that I actually hope you don't take me up on, because it's kind of gross. KFC is introducing their new Double Down sandwich, a bunless sandwich made with two chicken breasts, bacon, Monterrey jack cheese, pepper jack cheese, and the Colonel's special sauce. Or maybe it's more accurate to say that the "bread" slices are fried chicken patties? Just look at the picture.
There's already a huge backlash against the poor thing, although at 540 calories and 32g of fat, it is, sad to say, NOT the worst fast-food sandwich out there. Which really isn't saying a lot, and I still hope you don't ever go anywhere near this thing, because you're going to need a lot more than one soda to flush it out of your system.