I'm not sure why toothpaste can't just be mint-flavored paste anymore - it all has to be Intense Whitening Glacial Thunderblast Fluoride EXXXtreme Pronamel Action nowadays. Back in my day, we scrubbed our teeth with a peeled twig dipped in salt, and we liked it!
Anyway, if you're ready to embrace the future, get your sample of Colgate Maxfresh Peppermint Ice and feel the wintry blast of clean teeth.
- Stephanie P.
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