When is a freebie not just a freebie? When it's also a backhanded, thinly veiled insult. Offend the mature lady in your life by signing her up for a free menopause kit, complete with informational brochures, fiber samples, and more insulting goodies.
Although, come to think of it, I'll be turning 30 in a couple of weeks... and I do like fiber. Maybe I should sign myself up. Fertility is overrated, anyway.
- Stephanie P.
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