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Monday, June 8, 2009

Get a free Gatorade, lose 750 lbs.*

Are you a man who's interested in men's health? Now you can sign up for a free bottle of Gatorade (redeemable at Walgreens only). The catch is, you have to forward Walgreens "men's health tips" on to five lucky man-friends, who then will presumably be swamped with junk emails from Walgreens until the end of time.

Still, on the bright side, if you've been looking to prune your Facebook list, handing out people's email addresses to corporate mailing lists is a quick way to lose yourself some unwanted weight, if you know what we mean.

*150 lbs. x 5 angry friends = 0 regrets!


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